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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 2 years ago

ICE Agent Jealous Of Cop Who Gets To Kill Actual Americans

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ICE Agent Jealous Of Cop Who Gets To Kill Actual Americans

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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 2 years ago
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PEARSALL, TX—Explaining that it was hard not to feel inferior given their job responsibilities, ICE agent Marcus Snell admitted to reporters Thursday that he was jealous of his police officer friend who gets to kill actual Americans. “Contributing to the deaths of Central American refugees is fun and all, but Jerry…
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    I know itva from the Onion but I’m still not sure if it’s real or not. Sounds too real.

  • grimace1153@lemm.ee
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    Contributing to the deaths of Central American refugees is fun and all

    I actually laughed out loud.

  • GreenMario@lemm.ee
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    Sounds too real to be Onion IMO.

  • Eheran@lemmy.world
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    What did I just read?

    • kboy101222@lemm.ee
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      2 years ago

      The last bastion of real journalism in the world ✊

      • Eheran@lemmy.world
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        Ha, okay, I was honestly not sure if it is satire it not, given the other crap I sometimes get to read.

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      the onion

    • arin@lemmy.world
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      Onion stuff that may not be onion because it’s too close to reality

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