• Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Idk… I mean sure, the price of literally everything is outpacing my stagnant income, and my benefits are increasingly shit… But there’s a banner outside the parking lot I’m not allowed to use (admins only!) that says “Heroes work here!”

    Ya hear that?! I’m a fuckin hero, y’all!! I can’t not be motivated now!

    Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go shed a single tear while eating a meal of white rice. Again. With some soy sauce packets I stole from the cafeteria.

    A FUCKING HERO!

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      1 year ago

      Seriously. What is this propagandist bullshit? Fucking sorry excuse for “journalism”, Bloomberg. Blame the prols? Is that it? Push us to judge each other, to shame our fellow replaceables until what? We roll out the guillotine again? I’m here for it.

      I’ll even paint mine up so it says “Heroes work here!” right up at the top, so everyone knows who’s pulling the ripcord. How about that?

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        1 year ago

        What is this propagandist bullshit? Fucking sorry excuse for “journalism”, Bloomberg.

        It’s literally named after a billionaire. What did you expect?