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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The Onion · 3 years ago

Study Finds Fewer Than 2% Of College Athletes Go On To Open Steakhouse Named After Themselves

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Study Finds Fewer Than 2% Of College Athletes Go On To Open Steakhouse Named After Themselves

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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The Onion · 3 years ago
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WASHINGTON—Exposing the harsh reality of many young competitors’ dreams, Gallup released a new study Friday that found fewer than 2% of all college athletes go on to open a steakhouse named after themselves. “Despite the fact that many student athletes enter the NCAA with the explicit goal of one day opening a…
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