Record floods in all corners of the world, stronger and more frequent storms than anything on record, wildfires hotter and larger than ever before, heat records broken globally year after year, and still our fucking corrupt dickless leaders do nothing while taking millions in campaign contributions and bribes from oil, gas, and coal tycoons.

Literally thousands of people dying every year from this shit now, and it will only get worse until it’s at YOUR doorstep. They are buying third homes for themselves and body bags for our children. Scratch that, we’ll be billed for those too.

Oof, RIP that once clean civic hatch.