Greetings dear lemm.ee folks,
I’m not like those other mean Hexbearians. I’m one of the good ones, I promise. I just want choke
I just want you to love me. I’m so sorry for being on Hexbear. Please, please forgive me. I’ll do anything. Anything.
Do you want me to stop using emojis? Done. No more PPB? Done. Intense sobbing
I hereby forswear socialism. I’m a liberal now. Do you love me now? Please? Please? Just pick me.
I humbly request that all parties involved in the comments refrain from using slurs or name-calling to reduce the workload on mods and admins.
Edit: @comr@hexbear.net got banned. Eat shit
Hyperbole but the fact that you had to question it proves the point!
Not so much that I had to question it, just that the off chance this was a reference was too good to pass up