NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted sex offender. “Interesting...so Russell Brand definitely wasn’t already found guilty of sexual assault back in,…
  • gibmiser@lemmy.worldEnglish
    711·
    9 个月前

    “I would stake my reputation on the fact that Russell Brand is a good man.”

    Andrew Tate, Trafficker

    Chefs kiss

    • vortexsurfer@lemmy.worldEnglish
      23·
      9 个月前

      “Look, I don’t know what to tell you, I love sexual assault and I hate women, and that’s just how it is.”

    • ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      7·
      9 个月前

      I recognized Andrew Tate and (obviously) Russell Brand in there. Were any of the others real people? I’m bettng there were probably at least a couple others I’m just too out of the loop to recognize.

    • clanginator@lemmy.worldEnglish
      4·
      9 个月前

      My favorite was the last:

      “His long hair and tight pants make him too feminine for me to view him with any empathy.”