Do you want that clussy?
EDIT: LMAO the ratio on this
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Ranking street performers in order of hotness:
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Musician: 1/10, enough said.
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Statue Person: 2/10, I fear them but idk maybe that fear is more about me than them and I should probably be more open-minded.
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Clown: 5/10, it depends on their balloon animal game. I wouldn’t have sex with the dudes in Kiss, for instance, because they seem like the types of clowns to make a dog with a long neck and call it a giraffe. I can’t respect someone like that.
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Dance Troupe: 7/10, pretty hot but they lose a few points because there’s always the guy with the megaphone spitting one liners at you while they dance and I think they’re a package deal.
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Mime: 10/10, call the volcel police because I’m turning myself in. When they put me in that invisible cell, tell my wife I love her but she should have applied to mime college.
fucking knew I should’ve run off to France to study mime with the OGs
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Kiss aren’t clowns! Clowncore are clowns. And they fuck nasty.
Clowncore is sick af
your scale is missing Shabibo and Crowder
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yeah i go on hexbear for the sophisticated political discourse
The most attractive woman I’ve ever dated had a side gig as a birthday clown. I never actually saw her in her outfit but she made me balloon animals a few times.
Been there, done that, got the squeaky nose. They’re just theatre kids. Admittedly this was more “Cirque du Solei” than “Birthday party”
Admittedly this was more “Cirque du Solei” than “Birthday party”
humblebrag alert 👆
this mf got the fancy clown
got that premium clussy
as far as i’m concerned, anyone who would fuck me is a clown
Now I’m imagining like a whole sexual circus act, like she eats your ass and pulls a ten foot long string of handkerchiefs out of it, or she’s like “watch out I’m a squirter” and then blasts you in the face with an old timey bottle of seltzer
if this isn’t already a genre of porn, it needs to be
i mean if anyone decided to fuck me they’ve already answered yes to this question so i might as well return the favor
Wouldn’t fuck anyone
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
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“Horniness is uncool”I guess. I mean, probably, yeah.
this is entrapment
Only in the outfit. I want to honk his nose when he cums.
Yeah. Several years back, I practiced salsa with a lady that did some clowning on the side and some streams got crossed. So like my usual hipster self, I was early on these sorts of trends.
I asked my friend because we were talking on the phone as i came across this thread and he said no
disappointed in him smh
