• driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
    52·
    9 months ago

    Graveyard shift at the dicksucking factory is the worst. All the dicks have weird erections and the cum taste like fish. Glad I got an honest, union job at the new asseating factory they built pass the river.

    • demonquark@lemmy.world
      29·
      9 months ago

      Tell me about it. I keep trying to get my coworkers to organize, but they’re all a bunch of corporate cocksuckers.

  • WayTooDank@lemmy.world
    19·
    9 months ago

    For a moment there i thought tshirt scam bots have finally come to lemmy and I was like “nature is healing”

    • NightAuthor@lemmy.worldEnglish
      5·
      9 months ago

      No but one of my friends got caught by one somewhere and decided to share this wonderful shitty ultra-low-quality direct-to-garment print-on-demand shirt website to our discord.

    • evidences@lemmy.world
      2·
      9 months ago

      No one getting time and a half just for working there graveyard shift, though there’s probably a shift differential.