creator: yeah the thing I dedicate most of my waking hours to? the thing I love more than anything in the world? its just content! its simply media contained between ads, and nothing more! the entire universe revolves around ad revenue and this will never change! poggers!!
me: 
Death to America
I was hooking up with someone at a party and a friend walked past and said “that’s content” and so I never spoke to either of them again
Death to America