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Lenin was a short king and got shit done without having to resort to this sort of buffoonery
Which way western man
how the fuck did they not at least stuff the toes with paper towels or somethng? its so fuckin funny.
The floppy toes look like 🤡 shoes.
Imagine giving a single shit about this clowns little tosies
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Leftism is when nothing is funny
you can pry my jokes out of my cold, dead neurons
I sleep in a T34 and so on
It’s 3 AM and your children are asleep. Who do you want running the nuclear football down the forty-yard line: A sanctimonious fraud on his tippy toes? Or a thick-blooded American who aced all his standing lessons?
American presidential benchmark: Can they stand up?He stands fine, it’s hard to see it when the photoshop out the back half of the centaur
Is that photo genuine? Incredible.
Edit: Here’s what it looks like leveled.
Does that make a difference?
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How’s this?
We’ll get to the bottom of this, comrades. We have our top tilt scientists on the case to settle this mater once and for all. Stay tuned!
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my bad
He’s wearing lifts, rat boy pete did the same
- every presidential candidate. Appearing taller on stage makes you appear more authoritative in American politics apparently. There’s that famous picture of Trump having the worst posture possible to compensate for the lifts in his shoes.
hasn’t there basically never been a president shorter than 6’ outside of Madison or something? kinda makes sense why every political figure feels like they have to do this.
Martin Van Buren was 5’ 6". I don’t think it mattered much until debates started being televised, they just picked whichever slave owner was loudest
FDR
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I blame toxic masculinity
The photo on the right looks like he’s wearing fucking clown shoes. Anyone have it without the drawing?
I’m getting a no - low budget indie wrestling promo boots vibe
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All the presidential candidates have lifts in their shoes. It’s just part of the game. Americans have somehow got it in their minds that taller = better
Pic 2 is OOP not understanding what being shiny is
I thought it was less about the shine and that there was a weird crease high up in that area but it’s hard to know with the quality of the photo lol
With a slightly different set of historical contingencies, we could have ended up living in a world where formal attire demanded really ridiculously large heels on all people’s shoes, and been able to watch high-powered businessmen prance around on Formal Stilts.
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