My wife wanted to order a spice rack for our kitchen that fit in the cabinet. Our current setup was just a mess so she found one on Amazon and called to me to get the tape measure out in the garage. I yelled back…grab the tailor’s tape in the junk drawer. Sure enough it was sitting between the set of random keys, a new bag of neon fish bait and an assortment of 9 volt batteries.

So…whatdaya got in yer junk drawer?

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    8 months ago

    Drawer A has the pipe cleaners, the single-use plastic gloves, the sponges that aren’t as good as the sponges I can only get at that one store, and the remote for the kitchen fan (in a ziplock to keep it dry).

    Drawer B has all the guest toothbrushes, the toothpastes that are still good but aren’t the favorites, and the hotel conditioner bottles.

    Drawer C has the takeout menus, the soy sauce and catsup packets, the USB charging cords that only work if you wiggle them, and the boxes you plug the cords into that plug into standard outlets.