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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 2 years ago

Man Searches Crowded Bus For Least-Wounded Person To Sit Next To

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Man Searches Crowded Bus For Least-Wounded Person To Sit Next To

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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 2 years ago
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CHICAGO—Scanning the public transit vehicle for even one superficially healthy passenger, local man Will Ossers reportedly searched a crowded bus Friday for the least-wounded person to sit next to. “Hmm, would I rather sit next to someone with skin lesions or with a bloody gash on their forehead?” Ossers said as he…
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  • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee
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    I dont get it

    • TrismegistusMx@slrpnk.net
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      Poor people ride busses and can’t afford healthcare.

      • HipPriest@kbin.social
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        I think a very specifically American joke but funny now I’ve read the explanation!

      • 1847953620@lemmy.world
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        including mental health care

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