all of those poor unswallowed loads
Never change, comrade.
the empty gas pfp
I don’t know how to break it to conservatives, but evangelicals have been recruiting tatted up new age hippies left and right. These are actually all the babies she refused to vaccinate.
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evangelicals have been recruiting tatted up new age hippies left and right
The poverty-to-patriarchy pipeline.
all the babies she refused to vaccinate
the alt-right, alt-medicine crowd actually will have less autism…their lack of trust of modern medicine means their infants will die in childbirth rather than live on with one of the many chronic conditions we see among young people today who survived their traumatic pregnancy/birth situations
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I don’t know, affording a house sounds pretty sweet
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Are you asking how many I could take on? Do I have prep time?
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If I were you I’d get in an old springlock suit to scare them off
noOoOoOOooooo MoMmy WHy DiD yoU hAvE TO AboRT us NOw wE lIVe IN HeAveN inSTEad oF hELlWORLD, It’S SO uNfAir!!!
ghosts babies are so spoiled these days
that’s the best part! they never got baptized so god sent them to hell. and it’s YOUR FAULT.
ackshually they go to purgatory where they hang out with Diogenes all dayPurgatory is a mathematical absurdity. Any finite number divided by an infinite number of years is nothing. What’s the point of getting 30 years for each of your mortal sins and 15 years for each of your venal sins?
What’s the point of getting 30 years for each of your mortal sins and 15 years for each of your venal sins?
The idea is that you spent a finite time on earth accumulating sin and so you need to spend a proportional time in purgatory to expunge yourself of that sin, before you can move on to Heaven.
But then once you get to Heaven, there’s still a strict hierarchy. The folks exiting purgatory are recognized as “lesser” and do not receive the Members Only Jacket treatment to which the real hustlers and heavy hitters gain access. You join the spiritual proletariat and become one more lumpen mass of ectoplasmic labor.
I think heaven is what really did me in early. I got the idea in my head that it was something like you get a dorm room with thin sheets and inadequate climate control. You woke up at 5a, had some gruel, then went to your spot in the celestial choir and sang to God about how great he is. He sits in a giant golden throne in glowing robes, smiling contentedly and nodding. Every now and then he will point to one person and have them do a solo. It doesn’t happen very often, but it does happen an infinite number of times over the course of eternity.
Christian Heaven is very sterile. I’m a much bigger fan of the Elysian Fields.
ask dante alighieri, he’s the one who wrote that fanfic
Isn’t purgatory only a catholic thing? Or am I thinking of some other nonsense?
Lmao wtf
Boss Baby got dark
This is what happens with Alec Baldwin on set, he just starts blasting
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Moids are fucking fixated on what women are doing. Does she have tattoos? Is she fucking? She’s fucking, right? Probably aborting the pregnancy too. And she’s not wearing a dress, but instead she’s wearing shorts like a WHORE.
Everywhere it’s the same. Whether they have the legal power to back up their bullshit or not. Niqabs and anti-abortion laws and mass murder and FGM and MGTOW and denial of education and on and on and on. Masculinity can basically be defined by its terror of, and opposition to femininity at this point. How many of men’s problems are blamed on women across all generations, and why does every generation of moids fall for it every time? I’m so fucking sick of all of them.
They literally think women are cartoon characters that just go around getting knocked up and doing abortions for funsies, because if her hair isn’t natural or she has a tattoo she’s instantly a satanic harlot.
That’s a good way to put it. They literally don’t view women as human, as other humans with internal lives greater or equal to their own. They never have, at least since settled civilization got going. Not only are we subhuman to them, but we’re dangerous. Our thoughts and feelings and actions and self-expression is dangerous and must be rigidly controlled or, somehow, society collapses.
They literally don’t view women as human, as other humans with internal lives greater or equal to their own.
Last sunday I did a Red-Dwarf-while-high rewatch marathon, and was pleasantly suprised by how well S2E6 aged. Lister calling Rimmer out for not understanding your exact point was nice to see again.
I have somehow never heard of this show but I’m probably gonna check it out soon, ty!
It’s a really fun ride! The humour can be a bit crude at times but it’s aged surprisingly well. I recommend just going in blind. This is the kind of show where continuity is just a suggestion to be cheerfully jettisoned if it gets in the way of a good joke.
Some people say it doesn’t get good until season 3 with the permanent addition of a new cast member, but I think the first two seasons were also great in their own way. It’s funny throughout. There’s just a lot of changes throughout regarding character dynamics that keeps the humour fresh. It’s not the same people doing the same things for years on end.
spoilers
What’s your take on seasons 6-8?
I know a lot of fans hate the big setting changes that happen in the first episodes of series 6 and 8, and how largely they changed Kochanski’s character.
I think main-cast changes are vital in a long-running comedy show. New character dynamics are new opportunities for jokes and plotlines. Otherwise you get The Simpsons: stale, stagnant, predictable.
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I kinda like it ngl. Just imagine when this fully trickles down to the boomer Facebook memers and the “if someone puts a dollar bill under your wiper blades, call the police” crowd. An infinite feedback loop of people making shit up to be mad/afraid of, but all of it just slightly surreal. Soon the brain parasites will be the dominant species on the planet and we’ll all be free in oblivion
M’am your home is infested with haunted ghost babies. I can exorcise them for a reasonable price.
We need some beetlejuice emojis on here.
mods help i spill my beetlejice
Oh shit Andrew tate
Nah that’s the goomba from the live action mario movie
Oh no, some lady in the audience is preforming an over the pants handjob
:NiceFuckingModelHonkHonk:
Do we have ghost busters emotes
Someone needs to call Brother Rod Dreher, he has the connections
Me when I When I get 9 abortions
“It’s been a slow week.”
Pixar is getting weird.
I’m imagining Elon Musk buying Pixar, and he just makes every movie about how his ex-wife should get back together with him.
Elon Musk’s net worth is listed at 225.2B USD. The highest-budgeted film of all time (Star Wars: The Force Awakens) had an inflation-adjusted budget of 552M USD. This means that if Elon were able to fully liquidate his wealth, he could create a cinematic universe of some 400+ movies about his relationship with his ex-wife, with each movie breaking the record for highest-budgeted film of all time - even assuming $0 in gross revenues from this franchise.
Drawing a picture to get upset at
The hands are super fucked up so it’s AI but yeah
Dictating a picture to a computer program and then getting mad at the computer program for making your image
Going onto the Holodeck and ordering it to make you angry
The baby ghost on the left with his MewTwo ass legs.
Why she kinda bad tho?
She a baddie fr
Jesus what the hell is wrong with the straights
actually everything
If I had 9 kids I would probably be making that face a lot too
But what if you had nine ghosts?
A young women having 8+ abortions? Those pro lifers think a women gets pregnant every other week when having a normal healthy sex life?
Its just an extremely horny dude fantasizing about hooking up with this woman.
Half the joke of the Dead Ghost Babies is how the men fixated on it want nothing to do with actually providing the child care. They just see children as another commodity, another status symbol, and they see this avatar of their hatred as someone who has somehow robbed them of their Funko Pop Family.
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abstinence-only sex ed + they want to ban contraception too
also why does abortion even trigger them this much
I was aborted and I turned out fine
fully transitioning, getting a womb implant, and then having 17 abortions from casual hookups to own the cuckservatives 😎
It’s like how they ragebait about late term and partial birth abortions. A majority, if not all, of them are done if the fetus isn’t viable or is a danger to the mother’s life, but chuds would have you believe there is a pandemic of women out there who carry near to term and are suddenly “fuck this, I don’t want this thing anymore” and abort.
