Gordon Freeman?
Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Riiise-
CAN YOU SHUT UP FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES? I COULD BARELY GER ANY PROPER SLEEP IN STASIS!
Boops G Man’s head “snooze, SNOOZE!!!”
Morgan Freeman?
George Foreman?
Red Foreman?
Red Foreskin?
Rumpel Foreskin?
I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.
I had this issue until I focused on my gut biome and now I fall asleep even if I want to stay up and I sleep great. Like never better and I am 50. I am truly surprised everyday about this change as I figured I was just going to have to accept poor sleeps. There is a lot of science about how important gut health is, yet like I used to be, most are very unaware of it.
When is that supposed to happen? Or is bad habits when it comes to sleep and age being used as an excuse.
Soon after your first child is born and it ends when the last one turns 18.
Does it really end? I fear my sleep patterns are irrevokably fucked. And i will never have another good night’s sleep.
Ask me when my daughter turns 18.
Slow release 1mg melatonin
Same here. And I don’t even have kids.
Same. No kids. Sleep’s still fucked.
Soo… It has nothing to do with age after all?
It’s a shitpost. I think you need to be a little less concerned.
I had bad habits for a couple decades while my kids were growing up due to 1) having kids and 2) working 2 jobs and struggling to survive.
Once my youngest graduated and I could work 1 job, things got a LOT better for about 2 years. Two blissful years. They were AMAZING!
Now I’m approaching menopause and my hormones are fucking me. Hard. I can damn near predict how well I’m going to sleep (or if I’ll stay asleep) based on my monthly cycle, what’s left of it. Melatonin makes me groggy in the morning, but I’m finally finding a balance of low dose CBD/THC that helps me achieve a level of sleep without making me high. It’s not perfect, but I’m not crying and miserable in the middle of the night either.
Me since I was 13:
The good news is, we’re all masters-in-training at falling asleep.
You are too young then.
My point was simply: u gon die.
Ah! You do know the D word!
Sleep