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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Befriend the ape creature

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Befriend the ape creature

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • BruceTwarzen@kbin.social
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    My dog has a dope life. I wouldn’t wanna be any random dog tho

    • TurnItOff_OnAgain@lemmy.world
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      Yeah. Your ape creature could be Michael Vick

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      • ramirezmike@programming.dev
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        is this the same for cat owners 👀

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          • quicksand@lemm.ee
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            Where in SEA?

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        • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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          with cats you can trivially just get 2 of them and that avoids 90% of the risk of boredom and loneliness

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    • IninewCrow@lemmy.ca
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      Or even better is someone who has access to $50 billion dollars.

      They could live comfortably for the rest of their lives for a fraction of their total wealth.

      But instead, they would rather read about and know that millions of people are starving in the world or dying in wars rather than do anything about it when they could use a small portion of their enormous wealth.

      It’s not just callous… it’s pathological.

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      God is all knowing, this is why he is not a democrat 😮‍💨

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        God wants you to know their pronouns are she/them.

      • Attackpenguin@lemmy.world
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        Whos god?

  • theangryseal@lemmy.world
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    My dog is going through puppetry and has reverted and started pissing on things. We are not currently best friends.

    My dog deliberately goes out of his way to step in the shit he just took. We are not currently best friends.

    My dog has decided that cat shit is a delicacy. We are not currently best friends.

    My dog has decided that legs don’t have to consent. We are not currently best friends.

    I have decided to donate his testicles to the local veterinarian. We will be even, we will be best friends again.

    But, if you insist, here my dummy for your viewing pleasure.

    Edit:

    I thought this was the post about wanting pics of pets. I’m as dumb as my dog is. :p

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      There doesn’t need to be a reason in order for you to share pet pics. Post them as much as you want.

    • Anony Moose@lemmy.ca
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      That side eye

      • PeWu@lemmy.ml
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        Bombastic side eye

    • The Picard Maneuver@startrek.websiteOP
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      Oh god, that photo is great. And I’d be thrilled if ALL lemmy threads had pics of pets, so no harm done!

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    Doesn’t mentions the part where he cuts off his balls 😅

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      That was the giant evil white coat ape who lives in the sad dog office.

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        Nah, the vet is not real. It’s just a fairy tale old dogs tell to puppies so they behave.

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    and you can just wipe your butt on the carpet and grin at everybody in the room, whenever you feel the urge

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      I’m not sure the dog would appreciate your antics though hiyooooooo

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    Now what’s the cat’s take?

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      Gigantic ape creature who’s too loud all the time, but please don’t leave.

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