Canadians in shambles rn
I ask my dealer for some sticky-icky 🍁 and he pulls up with some grade-a maple syrup
I’m on that Manitoba Moonshine. This shit ain’t nothin’ to me, man.
To really fit in in Winnipeg you gotta toss that moonshine/rye/liquor of choice in a Slurpee so it doesn’t freeze while you’re drinking it!
Top grade maple syrup disrupted my circadian rhythm
I’m moving different
I’m on twelve Saksatoon Silly Putties
This shit ain’t nothing to me, man
I don’t see anything wrong with this.
So long as it isn’t cut with corn syrup, I’m after that pure shit straight from Quebec
Grade-A Quebecois product, straight from the cartel
i used to use the snowman as shorthand to say that i was having trouble expressing my emotions. turns out i was telling my ex that i wanted to toot a fat rail in the shitter.
also, LMAO at the mushroom one. no fuckin’ shit.
gotta give an honorable mention to the banded stack of euros for oxy. i don’t see the connection, but it sure classes that shit up.
Hommie I am about to get 🍁 off some Grade A 100% pure maple syrup
Bubbles made maple syrup hash before.
Marvelous
There was a time I was very excited to get really good weed from B.C.
🍃 they didn’t even include the best one, wtf
a bit upset how uncreative they were with mushrooms
For sure they could have at least put an 👽 there or somthin
lemme get some 🔥🐥📱🍯🏈💶🚗🛒📦❄️💤💯⛽
smdh I was talking with my buddies about 💊Dr Mario 💊 and my parents confiscated my phone
🍪
I thought I wanted sweet but I guess I’ve defined myself as a dealer.
🚅💊💊💊💊💊💊
The “High Speed” train on Platform 2 will leave in 1 minute
Baby chick for oxycodone?
Street name - chickadone?
no clue
“chiclets” ?
could be. i haven’t done anything harder than molly in ages.
If is any indication, this is the emoji sequence of his particular blend of Joe Rogan endorsed drugs:
🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂 🤣 😂
I prefer 🌜🚵♀️🌞