Actually, yes. And make it compress and process the PDF real slow-like with a bunch of horrible noises that are frightening to pets.
My intent though is to avoid the inclusion of dead trees in this process, but still create an analog for all the horrible inconveniences of printing on dead trees that my older tech support clients argue are features.
Now I’m wondering if I could combine the dot matrix printer sound with the sound a 9600 baud Hayes modem makes when someone in the house picks up a phone
Actually, yes. And make it compress and process the PDF real slow-like with a bunch of horrible noises that are frightening to pets.
My intent though is to avoid the inclusion of dead trees in this process, but still create an analog for all the horrible inconveniences of printing on dead trees that my older tech support clients argue are features.
it really should just be a print process that inevitably fails with an incomprehensible error code or a demand for money.
“PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?!”
DOT MATRIX PRINTER NOISES INTENSIFY
OKIDATA POWERS ACTIVATE
Instructions unclear; reader broke when I tore off the perforated edges; paper accordion fold appears impossible
Dot Matrix Printer: IT IS ALL PART OF MY CHARM
Now I’m wondering if I could combine the dot matrix printer sound with the sound a 9600 baud Hayes modem makes when someone in the house picks up a phone
Here is an alternative Piped link(s):
OKIDATA POWERS ACTIVATE
Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.
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