Wolf Link 🐺@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoChoose wisely!i.imgur.comexternal-linkmessage-square418fedilinkarrow-up1980arrow-down139file-text
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minus-squareI_Has_A_Hat@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up63arrow-down2·edit-211 months agoRemoved by mod
minus-squareNewDark@lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·1 year agoI want to imagine the real world would freak the fuck out the way some objects in a game engine do when you mash them together.
minus-squareBowtiesAreCool@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1 year agoNah there’s enough space between atoms, they’ll just converge into perfect matrix of flesh and door
minus-squarebingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoSo it’s a pretty good super power then
minus-squarebingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 year agoJust teleport 7 inches away, duh That should be a safe distance
minus-squaredanwardvs@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoI’m hearing GMod/Source clunking sounds.
minus-squareRolando@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·edit-21 year agoOk wiseguy: hold 8 inch icicle up to someone’s head teleport 7 inches forward “we can’t figure out what killed em!”
minus-squarezeppo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 year agoI was going to squinch up real tight every time and only teleport through glass doors
minus-squarezeppo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoWhat happens though? It just gets cut off?
minus-squareMightyGalhupo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoLeaves a nut shaped hole in the door and that part of the door appears where your butt was
minus-squarekase@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoIf you can make sure it’s just your nose that gets stuck, then pair it up with pill #4, you’ll be good. Hope that helps lol
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I want to imagine the real world would freak the fuck out the way some objects in a game engine do when you mash them together.
Instant nuclear fusion explosion
Nah there’s enough space between atoms, they’ll just converge into perfect matrix of flesh and door
So it’s a pretty good super power then
Yes, but only once
Just teleport 7 inches away, duh
That should be a safe distance
I’m hearing GMod/Source clunking sounds.
Ok wiseguy:
I was going to squinch up real tight every time and only teleport through glass doors
That’s how you lose your butt
What happens though? It just gets cut off?
Leaves a nut shaped hole in the door and that part of the door appears where your butt was
This was my thought.
If you can make sure it’s just your nose that gets stuck, then pair it up with pill #4, you’ll be good. Hope that helps lol
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