JACKSON, MI—With camouflage-clad members gathered in corner booths and at high-tops throughout the restaurant, sources confirmed Wednesday that every table at a local Applebee’s was populated by a different militia. “Yeah, so those are the Boogaloo Boys at table 3, Michigan Home Guard over near the door, and then…
Follow-up question: Allen Iverson loves Applebee’s?
Not really, he’s a TGI Fridays guy. I was disappointed to find out that this wasn’t a real quote a while back so I just pretend it’s real.