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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 2 years ago

Every Table At Local Applebee’s Populated By Different Militia

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Every Table At Local Applebee’s Populated By Different Militia

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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 2 years ago
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JACKSON, MI—With camouflage-clad members gathered in corner booths and at high-tops throughout the restaurant, sources confirmed Wednesday that every table at a local Applebee’s was populated by a different militia. “Yeah, so those are the Boogaloo Boys at table 3, Michigan Home Guard over near the door, and then…
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