Me:I’m so hungry, its great that I don’t have to cook
Breakfast: We have pre-made heat lamp eggs, Bacon and sausage are only served til 7am, the toaster doesn’t work at the moment, all the fruit was eaten but you can have all the cereal and shitty hotel muffins you want!
Hotel: Advertises full breakfast
Me:I’m so hungry, its great that I don’t have to cook
Breakfast: We have pre-made heat lamp eggs, Bacon and sausage are only served til 7am, the toaster doesn’t work at the moment, all the fruit was eaten but you can have all the cereal and shitty hotel muffins you want!
Our coffee is set to violent diarrhea, for your enjoyment 🙂
As someone who almost exclusively eats those shitty muffins: come on, at least they’re packaged on their own usually!
The oddly shriveled sausage ain’t too bad.