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minus-squareMTK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up99·edit-21 year agoReligion: God is all knowing, all seeing and wise. Also religion: If you ask your friend to move you inside a vagina, god won’t know you’re fucking!
minus-squareSuspicious@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoGod knows but you technically didn’t break the rule
minus-squareAaron@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoSome real “I tied a string to my friend’s house so it’s technically one house and I didn’t travel there on the Sabbath” energy
minus-squareotter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoWhere are these friends that would “move you inside a vagina god”?! 😱🔥❤️
minus-squarejol@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoI mean, God will forgive all sins if you pray sorry after. I think They are pretty gullible.
Religion: God is all knowing, all seeing and wise.
Also religion: If you ask your friend to move you inside a vagina, god won’t know you’re fucking!
God knows but you technically didn’t break the rule
Some real “I tied a string to my friend’s house so it’s technically one house and I didn’t travel there on the Sabbath” energy
Where are these friends that would “move you inside a vagina god”?! 😱🔥❤️
Damn you!
I mean, God will forgive all sins if you pray sorry after. I think They are pretty gullible.