I hope you’re not like this to your neighbors because they might shoot you AND your kids

I find this extremely unlikely.

Your selfishness actively endangers them even though this vector has no consequences right now

I’m not selfish. We discussed this. You’re free to make your own choices. I’m free to enjoy that they’re bad ones.

Granted I’m sure you’re only like this because you’re behind a keyboard, but if you said this to people in real life,

I’ve told my daughters friends this too. Swing and a miss, again.