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ZeroCool@feddit.ch to The OnionEnglish · 2 years ago

Ranked: 30 Movies You Can Claim Are Christmas Movies Instead of Developing a Personality

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Ranked: 30 Movies You Can Claim Are Christmas Movies Instead of Developing a Personality

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ZeroCool@feddit.ch to The OnionEnglish · 2 years ago
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If having an actual personality has always evaded you, here are 30 movies you can claim are Christmas movies to make yourself seem more interesting than you are.
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    I watch Lord Of The Rings at Christmas.

    • it has elves

    • the fellowship set out from Rivendell on the 25th of December

    • Gandalf has a santa-like beard

    I rest my case

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      Don’t forget they all came out in December! That’s the only thing that matters.

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        Aww never knew they were LGBT 🥰

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      All of them were originally released around the holidays back in the early 00s as well, so there’s baked in Christmas association with those movies.

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      In a parallel universe multiplex somewhere, Christopher Lee smashed it as Krampus.

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        I’m pretty sure that Krampus is actually based on his activities during the second world war.

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          What bad little nazis got for Christmas.
          And there ain’t no good little nazis.

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