She says she’s going to break up with me if I don’t quite the site in solidarity. I am torn. I made a promise to you all that no mod would ever touch your posts again. I don’t see how I could keep this promise to you, the posters, if I’m not on this site every day lurking, posting, and up-bearing.
This isn’t a question. I’m just posting out loud.
Edit: Mods owe me one girlfriend.
DayOfDoom your posts are always so fuckin weird.
Thank you for making them![emoji rat-salute-2 rat-salute-2](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/49b82fe1-58fc-4583-bf28-0c3679496a56.png)