PALM BEACH, FL—Insisting that it was just another example of the mainstream media lying directly to Americans, former President Donald Trump denied storing documents in his bathroom at Mar-a-Lago Tuesday, stressing that just because a room has a toilet, that doesn’t make it a bathroom. “On the BIASED, DECREPIT CNN,…
  • KingStrafeIVEnglish
    7·
    1 year ago

    The Onion feels less like satire and more like prophecy these days

    • BingoBangoBongoEnglish
      7·
      1 year ago

      Only because the onion tries to come up with ridiculous things, and trump has charted the most asinine path through life possible.

  • pbrisgreatOPMEnglish
    6·
    1 year ago

    This one got me gigglin’.

    I love The Onion so I’m going to try and bring back some life to this /c/. Buckle up and expect more to come.