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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 1 year ago

‘Your Father Would Be So Proud Of You,’ Says Mother Adjusting Teen Son’s Condom Ahead Of Prom

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‘Your Father Would Be So Proud Of You,’ Says Mother Adjusting Teen Son’s Condom Ahead Of Prom

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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 1 year ago
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BRISTOL, CT—Remarking how he looked exactly like her late husband when they were in high school, local mother Janet Greene told her son Friday that his dad would be “so proud of him” as she adjusted his condom before prom. “Son, I know it’s hard, but your dad is watching over you right now and is looking down on you…
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