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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 2 years ago

Nation’s Nieces Announce Plans To Keep Asking Where Your Ex Is Every Time You Visit

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Nation’s Nieces Announce Plans To Keep Asking Where Your Ex Is Every Time You Visit

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seahorse [Ohio]MA to The OnionEnglish · 2 years ago
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KENOSHA, WI—Insisting that they would not be daunted in their hunt for this vitally needed information, the nation’s nieces gathered Friday to announce that they would keep asking where your ex was every time you visit. “We remain resolute in our investigation into why your ex Zack is not with you for…
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