Almost perfect cartoon, the redundant “Epstein Island” text ruins it
No I need more labels to understand what’s going on.
Yeah, for Garrison this is positively Spartan.
Who is that mouse person? I can’t tell without a label. Why would Ben do this to me?
I spent at least three minutes looking for the redundant text before I realized RNAi is referring to the speech bubble. Nyoro~n
Yeah, if he’s going to refer to “Epstein Island”, he needs to label the island that too
This has gotta be one of his best. Not a very high bar but still
i saw this and made a sound like a howler monkey.
ironically i think garrison made clinton’s face less decrepit and fucked up than the genuine article. you know eli valley wouldn’t have facetuned him like that.
Amazing fortune that Garrison’s objectively funniest comic is also not even wrong. Hell, this is funny to me in exactly the way he wanted it to be! Incredible
Do you think Mr. Garrison neglected to give Willie a BIG DUMPER because he’s worried about the LITIGIOUS WOKESCOLDS at Disney sueing him? Or has Ben Garrison taken the volcel oath and sworn off his horniness?
Obviously this is a fake, the real Ben G would draw Mickey with a garbage tuck ass.
I like how Garrison just mashed together totally unrelated things just based on whatever is in the cultural zeitgeist atm. Steamboat Willie has nothing to do with Clinton or Epstein besides him being on a boat and Epstein’s sex dungeon being on an island. It’s just total stream of consciousness.
iirc Clinton’s nickname was slick willie when he was in office
It’s the classic conservative media guy trying to fit 6 grievances into their “satire” so it comes out the end so confused you’re not even sure what they’re mad about anymore.
steam of conscious
steam BOAT of conscious
Wow, his nose really does look like the tip of a penis.
HOLD ON!
Look at the wheel, it’s missing a radius,
Look at the O-float-thing, too small for a person to fit in
This was made by ChatGPT bullshit, I knew it had too few labels to be an original Ben Garrison
What’s weird is the version on his website isn’t missing the wheel spoke, it just clips through his hand instead
patriots are in control
If he wanted to be more accurate, he should use Pinnochio’s last setting (Pleasure island) as a basis for Epstein’s island…
I mean, the damn story has teenage minors, albeit males, converted into donkeys and sold…
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my GOAT
Death to America