it’s her turn
ANYONE, FUCKING ANYONE WOULD BEAT TRUMP, BUT THEY HAD TO RUN THE ALZHEIMER GENOCIDE ENJOYER
I still think they picked Genocide Joe entirely to troll us as an extra “fuck you” for supporting Bernie (even though he sucks too)
“So you little shits wanted the chill socialist grandpa president? Fuck you extra for even imagining a slightly better future you’re getting the racist, anti abortion, warmonger grandpa and you god damned children will shut the fuck up because we’re the adults and we’re in the room”
If Taylor Swift becomes politically relevant, I am going to shoot myself.
Seems like a waste of being willing to shoot someone.
😦
Yes. Gather all the celebs and make them all endorse the Democratic candidate. Maybe in like public events and shit. Really just do the whole Hillary playbook
Maybe we can get some cheesy videos from VOX or something where they say things like “Joe Biden is a great listener” or “he makes people feel safe like a beloved grandfather”
What if Swift wrote songs about other world leaders as president? Like a song about bad blood between her and Xi.
denial anger bargaining <-- currently here depression acceptanceTaylor would declare herself a god empress first week and start demanding we sacrifice virgins to her so she can bathe in their blood.
you make her sound cool
You hear that? If Joe Biden doesn’t win, we all know who to blame.
Anyone but Joe Biden?
Joe Biden could save Joe Biden in 2024 if he did literally anything good.
Tired: Great Man Theory
Wired: Great Woman Theory
Inspired: Grenby Theory
Yes, no flaws, worked for Hillary
Democrats keep thinking celebrity endorsements will work and it never works
Sure why not? She can do concert diplomacy. Better use of carbon than burning the equivalent of 50 cars to fly private to watch the most mid man you’ve ever laid eyes on play football poorly
Taylor Swift is holding out to run for ultra-president in 2040.
sure, it’s all kayfabe anyway, make it as farcical as possible to make a mockery of anyone who takes it seriously
