Taped to your car is a random assemblage of trash and debris. It has the lopsided minimalist appearance of an undergrad art project, perhaps assembled in the night by a drunken art student attempting to make a statement.

Try as you might, you can’t seem to puzzle out what that statement may be. Maybe it’s a piece about pollution, or commodity fetishism?

Whatever it is, you’ll probably be pulled over if you try to drive with it on your car. Best to take it down.