• ladicius@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Remember to inflate your dick in regular intervals to ensure blood flow, elsewise it could start to rot.

      Seriously. No joke.

      • TurtleTourParty
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        1 year ago

        Luckily that process happens automatically every 90 minutes while you sleep.