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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up75arrow-down1·10 months agoBirthdays don’t exist. That’s a myth made up by Big Cake to get people to buy more cake.
minus-squareOneOrTheOtherDontAskMe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·10 months ago…you guys don’t use long stick lighters to light birthday candles, so as to not burn yourself when lighting 30 of those sumbitches?
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·10 months agoNah, I just use my Spaceballs The Flame Thrower, the kids love that one.
minus-squareMrBusiness@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-210 months agoRechargeable electric lighter, baybee! Edit: Also 2 pack of 0-9 reusable cake toppers
minus-squarekilleronthecorner@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·10 months agoReally want a big cake now
minus-squareSuckMyWang@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·edit-210 months agoI’m sorry but you’ve been fooled. It’s not big cake, it’s actually big candle. Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy while they destroyed peoples lives from the shadows. Tell everyone. I didn’t kill myself.
minus-squareVikingHippie@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 months ago Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy …where are you getting invisible cakes? 🤔
minus-squareDragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafelinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·10 months agoOf course you didn’t! Falling out of the window was an accident.
Birthdays don’t exist. That’s a myth made up by Big Cake to get people to buy more cake.
…you guys don’t use long stick lighters to light birthday candles, so as to not burn yourself when lighting 30 of those sumbitches?
Nah, I just use my Spaceballs The Flame Thrower, the kids love that one.
No. 🗿
Rechargeable electric lighter, baybee!
Edit: Also 2 pack of 0-9 reusable cake toppers
Really want a big cake now
I’m sorry but you’ve been fooled. It’s not big cake, it’s actually big candle. Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy while they destroyed peoples lives from the shadows. Tell everyone.
I didn’t kill myself.
…where are you getting invisible cakes? 🤔
Of course you didn’t!
Falling out of the window was an accident.
Big if true