Whule you merely studied the post, i was built by kt, molded by it

My cheeto stained gands slapped together incomprehensible slop on somethingawful, while you simply watched ai-generated yourube videos of redditors posting greentext stories that were old news 10 years ago

I am the true poster, fear me, mortal feds, lest you cry home to youe momma afyer you heary amazing takes and blazing glory of my irony ooisoning