My moneys on Zuck
Oh shit! Celebrity Deathmatch is finally getting a new season!?
I’m a long-time proponent of the participants of such matches being handed a single brick before they go into whatever closed room or arena has been agreed upon. Also leave a third brick in the middle of the area. It creates a certain degree of strategy. It also livens up the “just hugging” part of the fight that many UFC or boxing matches kinda devolve into.
Do you throw the brick? Use it to block a thrown brick? Use it add a blunt weapon? Plus you need to get that third brick, but doing so exposes you to getting hit with a brick as you bend down to get it. There’s so many choices it’s like rock, paper, scissors except it’s just brick, brick, brick.
Can we just put them both in a cage, lose the key, and move on as a species?
Much prefer a cage match between Musk and one of the many Twitter employees he stiffed. I am sure there would be no shortage of Twitter volunteers.
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The society of spectacle in all its absurd glory. Sigh
A boring dystopia.
Isn’t it depressing? This is literally where humanity has come to? Two billionaire tech-bros acting like spoiled children and we, the plebs, cheering like we did for the kings who sent us to slaughter so they could satisfy their ambitions of empire in medieval times.
Their interests are not aligned with ours.
I hope they take eachother out.
But all in all, the lizzuck is the most likely to win given his MMA background.
I feel weird supporting Zuck, but the thought of someone knocking that shit-eating grin off Elon’s face…
Seriously, this is the first time I’ve been on his side I think ever….I don’t like it, but I stand by it.
Yes, it’s impressive that he’s made evil overlord Zuckerberg seem like the people’s champion.
Hit a paywall on mobile, here’s an archive link:
This is a good start. Let’s have a mandatory tournament for all billionaires. They could have the option of not participating for…let’s say 5 billion, which would be distributed to various charities (otherwise poor Buffett would probably die in the ring). Anyone that loses a match has to pay some taxes.
It happened! Here’s video:
They’ve made a Trump-Biden AI debate, what are you creatives waiting to make a Musk-Zuck Mortal Kombat stream?
Perfect opportunity for MTV to bring back Celebrity Deathmatch.
There was a version of the game Totally Accurate Battle Simulator years ago that let you pit Trump vs. Hillary. Trump deployed a giant wall to defend and Hillary fired lethal gmail icons. Good times and I fully support more of that in gaming.
Good luck to both of them. May it end up in a tie. If you know what I mean.
We slightly modified the rules of thunderdome. Fewer people leave in this version.
I’d pay to watch that.
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that’s the way to go 🏴☠️
Gotta be Thunderdome rules though.
Edit, on a second though, I wouldn’t bother even then. Who cares about these a-holes.
We could always just throw the cage into the water off the coast of nova scotia, i hear it’s a hot destination for billionaires this time of year.
Well, if both of them suffer that would be a win in my book.
That also depends on who the final boss is.
“Congratulations (insert name of winner), now it’s time to face off against…”
dramatic reveal
Chuck Norris
Yah I think Zuck would win.
This has Celebrity Death Match vibes…
