lawrence@lemmy.worldM to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · edit-210 months agoLiving foreverlemmy.worldimagemessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1789arrow-down125file-text
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minus-squaretubaruco@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up85·10 months agoall of the comments are assuming this is how evolution works… and most dont even seem to be sarcastic do people really think this is how it works or am i going crazy?
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up38·10 months agoThey got their evolution knowledge from digimon. Bacteria turns into dinosaur turns into refrigerator turns into skeleton.
minus-squareaffiliate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·10 months agothen it turns into car
minus-squarePumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·10 months agoYeah, obviously they won’t evolve into dinosaurs, they’ll evolve into crabs
minus-squarelapommedeterre@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·10 months agotry { lifeform.Evolve(); } catch(…) { lifeform.Crab(); }
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·edit-210 months agoIf they live forever, they’re not evolving. They’re mutating.
minus-squaretubaruco@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·10 months agothe person lives forever, its the bacteria inside them that evolves
minus-squarechuckleslord@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·10 months agoMitochondria. They found their niche (every multicellular creature in the world) and won. Very little change since then.
all of the comments are assuming this is how evolution works… and most dont even seem to be sarcastic
do people really think this is how it works or am i going crazy?
They got their evolution knowledge from digimon. Bacteria turns into dinosaur turns into refrigerator turns into skeleton.
then it turns into car
Yeah, obviously they won’t evolve into dinosaurs, they’ll evolve into crabs
try { lifeform.Evolve(); } catch(…) { lifeform.Crab(); }
If they live forever, they’re not evolving. They’re mutating.
the person lives forever, its the bacteria inside them that evolves
Mitochondria. They found their niche (every multicellular creature in the world) and won. Very little change since then.