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I place the blame for this squarely at the feet of Al Gore.
The internet was a mistake.
Celebrity deathmatch anyone?
The game was great too.
Celebrity Death Match, please
Has there ever been a simultaneous knock out in boxing before? I’m cheering for that
In order to do a walrus attack, you have to actually get your opponent on the ground. What’s the name of that female KFC fighter who was a beast at grappling but got into a ring with a boxer? She was destroyed because she couldn’t get close.
What’s the name of that female KFC fighter?
Connie Sanders, I think.
I think we can all agree to lose the keys to that cage, right?
Then throw it in the ocean, right? I’m just asking questions.
How is that not the Onion
How about if the loser agrees to donate 100% of their wealth to charity, subside on the wages of their lowest paid employee, and disappear from public life?
When Reddit’s CEO takes over all the news coverage with his string of bad decisions, Facebook and Twitter CEOs are gonna feel threatened. This reeks of desperate flailing for someone to pay attention.
Winner should take on Spez
Winner should jump into a volcano
No volcano deserves that.
…this truly is the weirdest timeline.
The older I get the more I think the universe is scripted by a 5 year old.
In a cage? Why not a small sub near the Titanic?
Yeah, that’s not gonna happen.
Edit: feel free to quote me if I’m wrong. Is there an aged like milk sub somewhere?
@Wilshire Yep… It’s official. We’re in a South Park episode!!!
RIP to satire. Reality broke and now fiction can’t keep up.
The simulation is broken and keeps generating nonsense.
Cue musk backing out “it’s just a joke 🥺🥺🥺🥺” in 3…
