Drink water instead of soda constantly

Hate cats

ur not nice to your comrades

dont vote for hillary every single election regardless of whether shes on the ballot or not

don’t have muscles glistening in the sun as you swing a big hammer in a factory

Shit out your ass

Badpost in the right comm…

you might be a redneck

live solely off of dividends from capital investment

Bought a certificate to become landed gentry in the principality of Sealand.

Don’t get to sit while you work

Are unfunny

buy something expensive, even if it was on credit.

don’t drink pulp

…exist