A shorter version of my latest column
-Hayes Brown, Bluesky
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Panel one:
[off-screen] Fox News: Taylor Swift’s plane is emitting soo much carbon
Angry Goose: Why are carbon emissions bad?
Panel 2:
[Man labeled Fox News being chased]
Goose: Explain why carbon emissions are bad, coward!!!
Literally Jesus said “let ye who is without sin throw the first stone”
They would be shitting on Taylor no matter what. They’ve probably got a whole floor of people just looking for things to nag about her with.