No better way to spend a 4 day weekend in the summer than drinking a margarita on the porch of some place called “Captain Smelly Balls Nasty Crab Bucket Shack” while listening to a terrible ZZ Tops cover band.
This is like the one good element of American Culture and it should be preserved.
Sorry the winter is getting to me a little.
Turns out this isn’t controversial at all lmao.
but hell yeah let’s call it “boardwalk socialism” and we’ll all drink and play mini golf
The revolution must have bread but it must also have bottomless mimosas and a Jimmy Buffet cover band.
the peoples’ golf
Calling my post-rev mini golf & laser tag place PPW but instead of Protracted People’s War it’s the Pew Pew War
*edit: or Protracted Putter’s War
Don’t compare it to that
Golf is a bourgeois and even neo-feudalist sports, considering the resources, land, and wealth needed to make, compared to soccer or basketball…