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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

In an alternate universe, what would this have been like?

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Funny: Home of the Haha@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • 108@lemmy.world
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    He’s got enough money to get drunk and maybe buy twitter.

    I get drunk and decided on what bills I can pay.

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      2009 twitter. That was basically the year when it started to take off at all.

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      The way elon is running it, I’ll be able to afford buying twitter soon.

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        He has enough money to keep it running at a loss indefinitely.

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      The evaluation in 2009 was 285M in May but it jumped to over 1.18B in September.

      Maybe if we all pitched in?

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldBannedM
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      I’m feeling wild tonight! I think I’ll even pay this phone bill!

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    Imagine if he controlled the Al-Gore-rithms behind Twitter.

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      Removed by mod

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      Go home your drunk

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    He invented the internet, he owns it.

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    I wonder if tech mogulhood would have corrupted him.

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      Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.

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    We’d all believe in ManBearPig for one thing…

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