No judging but we all know, statistically speaking, that there is a percentage of you here that get pleasure from running around in public in your underwear (some of you even less). It’s mathematically impossible that no one here doesn’t enjoy it, my crack team of scientists inform me. Well, instead of risking a(nother) 314 rap from the DPD, put your predilections and your energies into raising money for neurofibromatosis research. Give your bent some respectability and sign up for the 2024 Cupid’s Undie Run! And hurry it up while yer at it as it’s this coming Saturday, February 17 at noon!

What of you all that don’t run even if someone’s chasing you? You can still donate to the cause! We all know deep down inside you’re a big softie Cupid too.