SAGINAW, MI—Clutching her son and strategically pointing him outward at all who dared challenge her, local mother Cara Gershwin wielded her coughing baby like a weapon Wednesday and aimed him at her enemy. According to sources, Gershwin had been spotted pacing around slowly with her baby, making direct eye contact…
  • THE MASTERMIND@feddit.chEnglish
    4·
    11 months ago

    I immediately remembered butchor holding the laser eyes baby against enemies after reading the headline. Is that what this article is based upon ?

  • BeefaloEnglish
    3·
    11 months ago

    I wonder if there’s a “This Side Toward Enemy” onesie you can buy.