One of my more terrible ones is,

“Well, the man sure can limbo, right under the bar that [political opponent] set.”

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    4 months ago

    Boys on e-bikes that are too stupid to understand how they put a disabled person like me in danger while I’m doing physical therapy on a bike trail:

    • lithium legs
    • iddy biddy lady legs
    • sexy little lady legs
    • heavy Huggies dumped a load on his power wheels

    After all the cars that have hit me (7) and bullshit I’ve seen in 15 years and at least 170k miles on a bike, no one riding foolishly will last for very long.

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    4 months ago

    A few years ago, VICE came out with a piece about a hypothetical private bodyguard business someone started up in China, but the laws would restrict a lot of the ways you could actually guard a body, so one thing led to another and it turned into what amounted to “martial arts elitism” (and apparently people think your smooth moves can stop projectiles). After the fact, I chuckled at twisting a Bible verse to say “man does not live on fists alone.”

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    4 months ago

    This is something someone replied to not even me during a joke fight years ago but I still think it’s the funniest thing.

    “Where do you get off?”

    “On your mother’s chest.”