blanket/candle/mug are great bc they violate the laws of physics and you could probably become some kind of guru cult leader by showcasing them
but dream pillow is definitely the most fun
I could actually see cuddlybear being powerful. Market it as a psych treatment for depressed multimillionaires, get them hooked, and start extorting them for it. Also videotape them crying and blackmail them with it.
That’s right cracka I sell the opiates now
blanket/candle/mug are great bc they violate the laws of physics and you could probably become some kind of guru cult leader by showcasing them
but dream pillow is definitely the most fun
I could actually see cuddlybear being powerful. Market it as a psych treatment for depressed multimillionaires, get them hooked, and start extorting them for it. Also videotape them crying and blackmail them with it. That’s right cracka I sell the opiates now
With the stone, you’ll have the confidence you need to become a guru cult leader without a magic item.
you need more than just confidence, also I don’t need any more of that