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minus-squaremerde alors@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·10 months agoafter who knows how many years i still laugh when i hear the words furniture or future. They sacrifice every day for the furniture… and future… of their children.
minus-squareTropicalDingdong@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 months agoThere is a non-zero number of children I would sacrifice for some decent furniture. I cant tell you what the number is, but I can tell you it isn’t 0.
minus-squareSinningStromgald@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·10 months agoI’m trying to envision the kind of furniture I’d want in exchange for child sacrifice.
minus-squareBuglefingers@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 months agoHmmmm, maybe something cherry or oak? Give it some heaft, that’s how you know it’s good
minus-squarerockSlayer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 months agoThat way you can get more furniture when it’s time to be replaced too
minus-squareloobkoob@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·10 months agoTo be fair, it’s easier when it’s other people’s children you’re sacrificing!
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after who knows how many years i still laugh when i hear the words furniture or future.
There is a non-zero number of children I would sacrifice for some decent furniture.
I cant tell you what the number is, but I can tell you it isn’t 0.
I’m trying to envision the kind of furniture I’d want in exchange for child sacrifice.
Hmmmm, maybe something cherry or oak? Give it some heaft, that’s how you know it’s good
That way you can get more furniture when it’s time to be replaced too
To be fair, it’s easier when it’s other people’s children you’re sacrificing!