Watching the fireworks on reddit any time someone explained that they were voting uncommitted in the Michigan primary, people immediately pivoting from “don’t you understand how important this election is?” to “fuck all Arabs I hope you get put in camps by the Republicans for your treachery, your loyalties clearly lie elsewhere” was genuinely frightening.

Ok but look, you’ve got to vote Biden, and here’s why:

He’s the only one who will stand up for us LGBTQ+ people and protect us.

Just like he’s protected immigrants who … wait … uh, well this is awkward…

Well I mean, just like he’s stood up for Palestin- … oh … oh wait … he’s … he’s not … uh well…

Well ok, but just like he’s given Native Americans back their la- … oh…

…oh, no