devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 9 months agoAngry programmers noise getting louder and louderlemmy.worldimagemessage-square72fedilinkarrow-up1539arrow-down122
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minus-squareSzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down2·9 months agoIt’s a markup language. There’s no debugging. I don’t have to iterate through versions of the markup to find what works. It doesn’t have specific documentation that is mostly the same but differs slightly on different runtimes And it doesn’t have IO, dynamic extensibility or modularity…. Wait a second. Hmm… nah, it’s still just a markup language. Just one derived over time that feels like it was the brainchild of Satan and Cthulu
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·9 months ago It’s a markup language. There’s no debugging You’re not trying hard enough
minus-square𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up7·9 months ago I don’t have to iterate through versions of the markup to find what works. <section> or <article> first? A section can contain articles, but articles can have sections.
minus-squareSzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-29 months agoSo… nested loops. Check.
minus-square𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up10·9 months agoThe combination of HTML and CSS is considered Turing complete since at least March 2011.
minus-squarezalgotext@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up5·9 months agoCSS is doing a TON of heavy lifting there
It’s a markup language. There’s no debugging.
I don’t have to iterate through versions of the markup to find what works.
It doesn’t have specific documentation that is mostly the same but differs slightly on different runtimes
And it doesn’t have IO, dynamic extensibility or modularity….
Wait a second. Hmm… nah, it’s still just a markup language. Just one derived over time that feels like it was the brainchild of Satan and Cthulu
You’re not trying hard enough
<section>or<article>first? A section can contain articles, but articles can have sections.So… nested loops. Check.
The combination of HTML and CSS is considered Turing complete since at least March 2011.
CSS is doing a TON of heavy lifting there