Ooh, this is a good one!

I imagine something really corny and on the nose. Something that shows stereotypes about anarchists and absurdly bad, unrealistic anarchist praxis “working”.

Like, Biden sitting in the oval office, moving a pen through the air over a blank piece of paper (“signing” it), and he says in a posh English accent, “I hereby sign this bill to make all food and water illegal.”. A big mob of rowdy anarchists with spiky mohawks, piercings, and grommeted leather jackets with circle-A’s spray painted in red on the back shows up out of nowhere and starts clamoring outside the White House. One of them says, “We need food!” Biden shouts “No!” out the window. They shout back, “Then we’ll eat the rich!” Biden says, “Oh, no, but I’m rich! Let them in!” They all come in and give Biden a kindergarten-style lesson on the work of Proudhon, Kropotkin and Bakunin. That lasts two hours of the play. Then, at the end, Biden says, “Wow, you’re right! I guess I’m not going to make food and water illegal after all.” and walks out the door.

I admit I felt kinda guilty just writing that.