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Histrionic personality disorder
I swear there’s at least one of these ladies in every restaurant I’ve attended in recent memory. Now I’m going to be imagining what their salad just told them.
You’re gonna feel pretty silly when you find out that salads are notoriously bigoted assholes, and these women are monsters for laughing at their jokes
Oooo so this is why salads are recommended on a diet. You can’t eat and laugh at that hilarious lettuce at the same time. Smart.
Caesar was not involved in the making, selling, or distributing of this salad
Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the radio please!Yeah, burgers get me depressed when they start telling me their bloody life story.
